Bob discusses food

Good afternoon Bob here from Cat Network News (with help from my web surf)

Today I'm going to begin my exploration of Cat Cuisine and I'm also going to give some tips on how you can have fun with food including how best to chase some of it around the house or yard.

But today we are going to dive right into the gourmet department and head for the dairy section of the fridge.

The dairy section contains milk and yoghurt and firm stuff like cheese.
I'm told that pure milk is bad for cats and but Chris says that Doris and Ethel both lived to ripe old ages drinking it cut with warm water. I'll pass judgment on that when I get to try it but I can assure you that special low lactose cat milk sucks , you can keep that stuff right in the packet.

Cheese on the other hand, now that is cat food. For myself I prefer cheddar, cut into chunks that don't slide all over the lino and which you can get your teeth into. No wafer thin slices please. I quite like that soft white stuff too, Camembert works for me.

An important point is if somebody tries to hide another worm pill in cheese so help me I'm going to vomit on the sofa.

Well this is me signing off until next time on our gastronomic adventure.

Bob , the Cat du jour